A Warm Welcome
Hello and welcome to The Husband Factory!
We encourage you to take a shopping cart and recommend that you start by having a look around our upstairs showroom. Food and drinks can be found in the adjoining rooftop restaurant.
Before continuing downstairs to our warehouse, please check our inventory using the touch-screen monitor, to ensure you successfully locate the husband of your choice. When you are ready, follow the signs to the Roller Coaster, which will transport you into the warehouse. Please note that each chair accommodates one person and one shopping cart.
Once inside our warehouse, use the index markers hanging from the ceiling to match your touch-screen coordinates with the husband of your dreams. We understand that some of you will change your minds upon encountering your sought-after merchandise and apologize ahead of time for the confusing nature of our cross-referencing system. As Shakespeare said, “man is a giddy thing” and therefore difficult to organize into user-friendly categories.
Keep in mind that we have an open return policy and are happy to process exchanges. You can also bring your husband in for scheduled maintenance, and be advised that our patented Love-Tank refueling station is located outside the factory, across the parking lot.
We hope you enjoy your Husband Factory experience. We are located all over the world.